How many people are dead in a standard graveyard?

Tear one off and scratch my head; what was once red is black instead. What am I?

I have hands I can move but I cannot clap, what am I?

How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?

A son and engineer go fishing. The boy was the engineer’s son but the engineer wasn’t the boy’s dad. How was this possible?

I am dark, nobody can see me, I’m very far, nothing can escape me. What am I?

People buy me to eat but they never eat me. What am I?

What has hands but cannot clap?

There are 8 men on a couch, three legs break and 6 men leave. How many legs are there?

I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?