Page 6 – JOJFUN

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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

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What type of lion never roars?

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What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

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Why do communists write everything in lower case?

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What did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee?

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Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. What could you do to survive?

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What was the first man made invention that could see through a wall?

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You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room?

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car?

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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?