Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

What type of lion never roars?

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

Why do communists write everything in lower case?

What did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee?

Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. What could you do to survive?

What was the first man made invention that could see through a wall?

You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. Which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room?

Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car?

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?