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A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to find a man whom she has never seen before. The man said “oh I’m sorry, I thought this was my room.” He then went down the hallway and took the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. Why?

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Thirty-two white horses on a red hill. When you talk, they move. When you’re silent, they stand still. They can be lost, but replaced only once.

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Mary was born on December 25th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

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A farmer has a wolf, a chicken, and a bag of grain he needs to get across a river. He has one boat to take them all across. He can only take one at a time. He can’t leave the wolf alone with the chicken or the chicken alone with grain. How does he do it?

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A sundial is the timepiece with the least amount of moving parts. What is the timepiece with the greatest amount of moving parts?

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A man shot his wife, soaked her in acid, then 10 minutes later took her out to dinner. How did he do it?

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A girl goes to her mother’s funeral and meets the man of her dreams but she doesn’t get his name or number. Nobody knows who the man is. Three days later the girl kills her own sister. Why?

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You are trapped in a room with no windows or doors. You have a knife and an orange. How do you escape?

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When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?

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A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don’t stop him. Why?