“Blonde Turns Red: A Farmer’s Tale”

A blonde dyed her hair red one day. She took a walk down the road and came upon a farm. Walking up to the fenced yard, she saw the farmer counting his sheep. The farmer greeted her and told her that if she guessed how many sheep he had, she could keep one. The blonde thought it was a great idea and started counting in her head. She finally guessed 26, which was correct! The farmer was amazed but kept his word. She climbed over the fence and returned with the animal in her arms. The farmer took one look at her and the animal and said, “If I guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?”