Why are they called apartments if they are joined together?
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get. The older she grows, the more interested he is in her.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?
I love being married. It’s so great to find that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Anyone who thinks he is too small to make a difference has never been in bed with a mosquito.
I wear my wife’s glasses because she wants me to see things her way.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.