An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter retreat in Florida. At the crossing, they were stopped by an over-zealous border guard on his first day at work. He began asking the couple a series of questions and checked for passports.
Officer: “Where are you going?”
Husband: “We’re on vacation and going to Florida.”
Wife: “What did he say? What did he say?”
Husband: “He wants to know where we’re going.”
Officer: “How long will you be gone?”
Husband: “About one month.”
Wife: “What did he say? What did he say?”
Husband: “He wants to know how long we’ll be gone.”
Officer: “Where are you from?”
Husband: “We’re from Toronto, Ontario.”
Officer: “Toronto, huh. I was there once. Nice city. Had the worst date experience in my life.”
Wife: “What did he say? What did he say?”
Husband: “He says he knows you!”