In Praise Of Older Women
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, “What are you thinking?” An older woman doesn’t care what you think.
Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can’t help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey.
Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park.
Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don’t wear undergarments at all.
An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she’s with you, in case you get any ideas.
Older women know how to cook.