One hot day, three preachers (one Catholic, one Baptist, and one a Jewish Rabbi) were on a walk. They came to a clear stream, and the Catholic Priest said, “I really would like to go swimming.” The Baptist minister and Jewish Rabbi agreed, so they stripped down and went skinny dipping.
As they were swimming and enjoying the water, they noticed three women walking along. The Catholic priest saw them and said, “Oh no! Here comes a woman from my parish!” The Baptist minister looked up and said, “Oh no, I recognize one of them, too!” The Rabbi looked up and said, “Oh no! One of them is in my parish, too! Let’s get out of here before they recognize us!”
The Catholic and Baptist preachers hopped out, ran to their clothes, put on their pants, and ran away. The Rabbi watched this, then jumped out, picked up his clothes, and ran to join the other two preachers. The two preachers looked at the Rabbi and asked, “Why did you do that?” The Rabbi answered, “People in my parish would recognize my face!”