There was a man sitting in a bar drinking a beer when a truckie came in and drank it all. The guy burst into tears.
“It was only a joke, I’ll get you another one,” said the truckie.
“That’s not it. See, I went to work and got fired, then I went to the parking lot and my car was stolen, then I went home to find my wife with another man. So now I’m here, and just when I’m about to end it all, you come in and drink my poisoned beer.”