A man enters a bar with his pet giraffe. They both sit down and he orders them some drinks. After a while, the man and the giraffe both had quite a lot to drink. The man feels it’s time to go home and notices his giraffe passed out on the floor, so he decides to leave him there. As the man starts out the door, the bartender yells at him, “Hey, you can’t leave that lying on the floor.” The man, who is plastered, laughs and says, “You idiot, that’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe.”