An old man went to the doctor for his yearly physical. His wife came along to keep him company. The doctor checked his reflexes, looked down his throat, and listened to his chest with a stethoscope. He made a few notes and said, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”
“What?” said the old man, being hard of hearing.
“I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample,” repeated the doctor loudly.
“What did he say?” shouted the old man, looking at his wife. “What’s he want?”
His wife yelled into his ear, “He needs your underwear!”