One day, a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money, so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the doorbell and says, “Hi, is there anything I could do for your house or you?” The man thinks and says, “Sure, you can paint my porch. You will find all the stuff in the garage.” The girl says, “Okay, how much will you pay me?” The man says, “How does fifty bucks sound?” The blonde quickly agrees and gets straight to work. The wife, who had heard the conversation inside, says, “50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!”
25 minutes later, the girl knocks on the door and says, “Okay, I am done. Can I have my money now?” Surprised, the man replies, “Okay, let me get the money.” He comes back, and the girl says as she is leaving, “By the way, it’s a Ferrari, not a Porch!”