“Florida Lottery”
Guess what?! I won the lottery! I’m gonna be rich!! I won the Florida lottery! I’m now a multimillionaire! Can you believe it?! I’m bouncing off the walls here! You see, my ticket doesn’t have the exact winning numbers on it, but I meant to pick those winning numbers. The ticket was very confusing when I was filling it out, so I ended up with the wrong numbers on my card.
But since I really meant to pick those other numbers, they’re going to give me the money anyway! They really shouldn’t make those darn cards so hard to fill out! And even though I was confused, I didn’t ask for help because no one would have helped me anyway, and I didn’t want to appear like I didn’t know what I was doing. Isn’t it nice of Florida to give the money anyway?
I know, if the FL State Lottery won’t give me the money, I’ll just sue them!