“Jackpot Wife: The Bingo Queen Chronicles”

This guy had a very attractive wife who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace. The guy asked, “Where did you get that?” His wife replied, “I won it at bingo.” The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked, “Where did you get that?” His wife replied, “I won it at bingo.” The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked, “Where did you get that?” His wife replied, “I won it at bingo. Please go upstairs and run my bath for me.” His wife came upstairs to find a very small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked, “How come you put so little water in the tub?” The guy replied, “I didn’t want you to wet your bingo card.”