This guy sits down at the bar and orders 5 shots of tequila and downs them straight. The bartender, impressed, asks, “Hey buddy, did you have a long day?”
The man replies that he just found out that his brother was gay and leaves.
The next day, the same guy comes in and orders ten shots. The bartender asks if he is still dealing with his brother’s sexual orientation, and the man replies, “No, I just found out my son is gay too.”
The bartender is appropriately sympathetic, and the man leaves.
On the third night, the man comes in and orders 25 shots and downs them all. Stunned, the bartender asks, “Damn man, doesn’t anyone in your family like women?”
The man forcefully replies, “Well, apparently my wife does!”