A brunette woman goes into the doctor’s office. She tells the doctor, “It hurts all over my body.” He says, “Point to where it hurts.” She points to her shoulder and yells, “OUCH!” She then points to her hip and yells, “OUCH!” Finally, she points to her knee and screams in pain, “OUCH!!!” The doctor asks her, “Are you a true blonde and dyed your hair brown?” She says, “Yes, how did you know?” He answers, “YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!”