“Porky In-Laws”
A couple who had been married for over 20 years were having a fight in the car during a trip for a holiday. After arguing for a moment, they decided to quit talking and silence ruled. Then, after a few minutes, they passed some pigs on a farm, all making those horrible noises—I don’t know what they call it. Anyway, the wife looks at her husband and gives a sinister grin and says, “Relatives of yours?” The husband replied, “Yep, in-laws.”