A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals. My friend, who has a large dog and a big heart for strays, said, “Oh really, what kind of animals did you want?” The little old lady said, “A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it.”