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Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group, they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn’t happen, the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments, … Read more

Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the ground. “Fifteen,” was the answer. “Not bad, not bad at all,” the foreman said. Turning to the blonde crew, he asked how many they had … Read more

One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee, calmed her down a little, and then left. The next day, the neighbor went back over to the house and found … Read more

One day, two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. So, the first blonde had an idea: She said, “I’ll cut my pig’s tail off, then we will know the difference.” So she cut her pig’s tail off. That night the pigs got in a fight … Read more

Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So you all want to be a cop, eh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. … Read more

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking along their island beach when one sees a bottle lying on the ground. It turns out there’s a genie in it, so they each get one wish. The brunette says, “I miss my family, I wish I was home again.” With a puff of smoke, she … Read more

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe … Read more

A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around. She then asks the clerk, “Can I have that television set over there?” The clerk looks at her and says no. This confuses her. She then asks why? The clerk responds, “Because you are a blonde.” The blonde woman walks out with an … Read more

Once, a blonde decided to ride a horse. She was riding quite pleasantly on a trail in a field until the horse sped up. He was going faster and faster, and soon she felt herself slipping. Her head was just about to hit the ground… Then the Walmart manager ran to turn off the horsey … Read more

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh dear!” the … Read more