admin A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side … Read more
A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said, “Thank god officer! I got in an accident!” The officer replied, “Well, I can see … Read more
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde were all walking down the street when they all spotted a $100 bill. Who do you think got it? No one, because the first four don’t exist, and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
Once a blonde and a brunette were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to jump off. The brunette said, “I bet you fifty bucks he’s going to jump off, what do you say?” The blonde said, “Sure.” They watched carefully for 10 minutes when the man … Read more
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead escaping from jail. The brunette ran up a tree, and a police officer yelled, “Who’s there?” The brunette replied, “Tweet tweet.” The police officer walked away. Then, the redhead ran up the tree, and the police officer asked, “Who’s there?” The redhead said, “Meow,” and the … Read more
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing 747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, “BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!!” Annoyed by the goings-on, … Read more
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works. “I’ve pulled you over … Read more
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms … Read more
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: “Do you know where you were going?” Blonde: “No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.”
One cold winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As she does, she hears a voice: “There’s no fish there…” Puzzled, the blonde picks up her stuff and cuts another hole a few feet away. … Read more