admin A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter—haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat. “The secret,” she said, “is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up.” The boy looked at her quizzically and asked, “Why does it have to be a secret?”
On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything … Read more
You can’t fool the kids in Sunday school; they are way too smart… “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class. “NO!” all the children answered. “If I … Read more
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!”
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers, and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. … Read more
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride … Read more
A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn’t have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding. The groom had three close friends who were prone to committing practical jokes. One was a carpenter, the other an ordinary guy, and … Read more
A couple on vacation was driving their RV through Wisconsin. As they approached the town of Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth as they entered the town and continued to bicker while they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, the husband asked … Read more