This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. He gets his drink, minds his own business, and looks up and down the bar. To his amazement, he is stunned to see a 10-foot pianist on top of the bar.
“Hey bartender,” he says, “What is that 10-foot pianist doing on top of your bar?”
“Well, you see this lamp?” asks the bartender. “Rub this lamp and you can make a wish, and you will see why I have a 10-foot pianist on the bar.”
So the man rubs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks. All of a sudden, the doors pop open and a million ducks come flying into the bar.
“Hey, wait a minute!” says the man. “I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”
The bartender looks at him and says, “I didn’t want a 10-foot pianist either.”