A priest gets a haircut in a Washington barbershop. He then asks how much he owes. “No charge, Father,” the barber said. “I consider it a service to the Lord.” The next morning, the barber finds two dozen small prayer booklets on his stoop. Two days later, a police officer comes in for a cut and asks, “How much do I owe you?” “No charge, officer,” the barber says. “I consider it a service to my community.” The next morning, the barber finds a dozen doughnuts on his stoop. A few days later, a Senator walks in for a haircut and asks, “How much do I owe you?” “No charge,” the barber replied. “I consider it a service to my country.” The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop only to find a dozen Senators waiting on his stoop!