“Blonde’s Track-and-BOOM Hunting Expedition”

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together. Then they decide to all go their separate ways. When they all come back, the brunette had shot a rabbit. The other two ask, “How’d you do that?” She says, “Well, I followed some tracks, and BOOM, I got a rabbit.” The red-head had come back with a deer. The blonde and brunette ask, “How’d you do that?” She says, “Well, I followed some tracks and BOOM, I got a deer.” The blonde comes back all beat up and bloody, without any game. They ask, “HOW’D YOU DO THAT?!?” And she says, “Well, I followed some tracks, and BOOM, I got hit by a train.” THE END