A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around. She then asks the clerk, “Can I have that television set over there?” The clerk looks at her and says no. This confuses her. She then asks why? The clerk responds, “Because you are a blonde.” The blonde woman walks out with an … Read more
A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said ‘No Headphones’. The clerk says, “I’m afraid I’ll have to make you take off those headphones.” The blonde paid no attention to the clerk, so he said louder, “If you don’t take off those headphones I will!” The blonde still paid … Read more
A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair black and set out to prove to the world just how wrong they were about blondes. She drove out of the city and into the country where there were many sheep farms. She spotted a sheep farmer, … Read more
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so they decided that they would break one … Read more
You and your two blonde friends, Melisa and Sarah, are stranded on a desert island. You have no food at all with you and you are all starving. Then you guys found a piece of bologna. None of you want to share it and you guys don’t know how to decide who keeps it. Then … Read more
There were three people stranded on an island: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles and got really tired. When she reached ten … Read more
One day, two blondes decided to take a trip to Disneyland. They were riding down the road, and all of a sudden, they came to a fork in the road. A sign said “Disneyland left.” So they looked at each other and said, “Dang it,” and went back home.
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender: “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?” A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to … Read more
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops came and kicked the sack with the redhead in it. She said, “Meow…” The cops said, “It’s just a cat,” and went on to kick the sack with the … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette and says, “Why did you bring the food?” She replies, “Well, … Read more