A blonde dyed her hair red one day. She took a walk down the road and came upon a farm. Walking up to the fenced yard, she saw the farmer counting his sheep. The farmer greeted her and told her that if she guessed how many sheep he had, she could keep one. The blonde … Read more
There’s this blonde who goes into an electronics shop and asks the bloke if she can buy a TV. But the bloke says, “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.” So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Again, the bloke says, “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.” She goes back and dyes her hair … Read more
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together. Then they decide to all go their separate ways. When they all come back, the brunette had shot a rabbit. The other two ask, “How’d you do that?” She says, “Well, I followed some tracks, and BOOM, I got a rabbit.” The red-head had … Read more
A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said, “Thank god officer! I got in an accident!” The officer replied, “Well, I can see … Read more
Once, a blonde decided to ride a horse. She was riding quite pleasantly on a trail in a field until the horse sped up. He was going faster and faster, and soon she felt herself slipping. Her head was just about to hit the ground… Then the Walmart manager ran to turn off the horsey … Read more
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh dear!” the … Read more
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side … Read more
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde were all walking down the street when they all spotted a $100 bill. Who do you think got it? No one, because the first four don’t exist, and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, “There are 3,000 steps and I’ll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh, you go to hell.” So they start walking and reach the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette … Read more