A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket, telling the redhead to jump. When the redhead jumps, the firefighters snatch the blanket away, and she hits the concrete. When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump, she jumps, and again … Read more
An exhausted-looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping pills … Read more
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the 3 of them and said, “So ya’ll want to be a cop, eh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. Sitting back … Read more
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers. The redhead sighed and said, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.” The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?” … Read more
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to … Read more
Two bowling teams, one all blondes and one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, while the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team, down below, is whooping it up and having a great … Read more
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by … Read more
A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blonde’s car and asked, “Are you going to Sydney?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours … Read more
This overweight man sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10, or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes, parallel bars, and … Read more
One day, three women went camping – a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a … Read more