There’s a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all on death row. They are all out in the desert about to be executed. First up is the brunette. The shooter counts: 1, 2, 3… and the brunette yells out, “Tornado!” Everybody turns around to see the tornado, and the brunette runs away. Next up is … Read more
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!” The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away…the … Read more
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. “Sorry, we don’t sell bottom deodorant,” the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing. “But I always buy it here,” the blonde says. “I bought one last month.” Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, “I don’t know what you bought before; maybe … Read more
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe … Read more
Once a blonde and a brunette were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to jump off. The brunette said, “I bet you fifty bucks he’s going to jump off, what do you say?” The blonde said, “Sure.” They watched carefully for 10 minutes when the man … Read more
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead escaping from jail. The brunette ran up a tree, and a police officer yelled, “Who’s there?” The brunette replied, “Tweet tweet.” The police officer walked away. Then, the redhead ran up the tree, and the police officer asked, “Who’s there?” The redhead said, “Meow,” and the … Read more
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works. “I’ve pulled you over … Read more
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms … Read more
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: “Do you know where you were going?” Blonde: “No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.”
One cold winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As she does, she hears a voice: “There’s no fish there…” Puzzled, the blonde picks up her stuff and cuts another hole a few feet away. … Read more