One day, a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money, so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the doorbell and says, “Hi, is there anything I could do for your house or you?” The man thinks and says, “Sure, you can paint my porch. You … Read more
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey, give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite. Following her, the redhead … Read more
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and put their plan into action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, “Now, do you remember what the plan is?” The blonde … Read more
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” “Very good,” said her mother. “Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?” “Yes, … Read more
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .” Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake!!” … Read more
One day, a cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. “You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.”