Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Johnny looked up and … Read more
A priest at a parochial school was trying to elicit rules for proper behavior in church from the youngsters. He asked, “What rules do your parents give you before taking you to a nice restaurant?” The second-graders responded: – “Don’t play with your food.” – “Don’t be loud.” Then, the priest asked one little boy, … Read more
A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The player said, “When I get bad cards, it’s not the dealer’s fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, … Read more