“Tech Humor: When Computers Get Lost in Translation!”

An application was for employment, A program was a TV show, A cursor used profanity, A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age, A CD was a bank account, And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage, … Read more

“Time’s Up: Hilarious AOL Messages for Online Addicts!”

Since AOL has introduced their unlimited hours package, they have started displaying special messages to customers: 1. You have been online for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay online? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off. 2. You have been online for 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on … Read more

“GM vs. Computer Industry: A Car Comedy of Errors”

At a recent computer expo (1996 COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the automotive industry by stating: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving cars that cost $25.00 and get 1,000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s comment, General Motors issued … Read more