Star Wars vs Titanic 10. Titanic’s top speed is woefully shy of light speed. 9. Leia is a princess, a senator, and a freedom fighter, while Rose is engaged. 8. Using an old Jedi mind trick is a much more interesting way to get what you want than saying, “Please, I have a child.” 7. … Read more
Why are they called apartments if they are joined together? An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get. The older she grows, the more interested he is in her. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. If moths are attracted to bright lights, how … Read more
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “Damn, that was fun!”
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you … Read more
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment,
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?” “Both son. God is both.” After a while, the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?” “Both son, both.” The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, … Read more
An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walked into a pub. Each ordered a pint of beer. Then a fly landed in each one’s beer. The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one. The Scot took the fly out, shrugged, and drank his beer. The Irishman pinched the fly … Read more
“Sour cream has an expiry date because it is a dairy product that can spoil over time. The expiry date indicates the date until which the sour cream is expected to remain fresh and safe for consumption. Consuming sour cream after the expiry date can pose health risks due to potential bacterial growth and spoilage.”