A busload of politicians was driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few … Read more
Farmer John was taking his cow and its newborn calf to sell at the auction. On the way, Farmer John got robbed by thieves who beat him up, stripped him of his clothes, and tied him to a tree. The thieves took the mother cow and John’s clothes, escaping but leaving the newborn calf behind. … Read more
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$10 for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you … Read more
My Uncle Jim did not appear to be much for words. Nor was he ever seen to have friends or pets. We thought he was the primordial loner, until one time we caught him with his ant farm. He loved the creatures. He knew more about ants than I knew about the streets in our … Read more
Three guys, a Canadian, an Iraqi, and an Israeli are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern, and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes total,” says the genie. The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my … Read more
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well I’ll tell you what … Read more
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a very rural area. Luckily, Farmer Jones came to help with his big, strong horse named Hobo. He hitched ole Hobo up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Hobo didn’t move a muscle, just flicked away a fly with his tail. Then Jones hollered … Read more
A busload of politicians was driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few … Read more
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would … Read more
One day, a horse and a chicken were walking along the farm, talking quietly to themselves. Suddenly, the horse falls into a hole that he didn’t see. The horse says to the chicken, “Go get the farmer. He’ll know what to do.” So, the chicken runs off. About 10 minutes later, the horse hears a … Read more