A man went to a restaurant and ordered a steak with a baked potato. About halfway through dinner, he called the waitress over and said, “Ma’am, this potato is bad.” She nodded, picked up the potato, and smacked it. Then she put it back on his plate and said, “Sir, if that potato causes any … Read more
A man was asked to dinner by one of his friends, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. “Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the … Read more
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. “I’d like one undercooked egg so that it’s runny, and one overcooked egg so that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt … Read more