Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later, she came out and realized she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do. Finally, … Read more
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute … Read more
A preacher is buying a parrot. “Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher. “Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him. “Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord’s Prayer, and when you pull on the left he … Read more
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple and asks the guide for details. The guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations and still finding great treasures. The tourist then queries … Read more
It’s the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do a taste association activity. “I’ll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,” she tells the children. So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, “What flavor is that?” The whole class answers, “Mmmm, … Read more
There were 3 friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, “I wish I was with my family” and *poof* he was with his family. The second … Read more