There was an Englishman, a Scottishman, and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when suddenly they were captured by pirates. The captain said to them, “You’re getting locked up in dungeons for 50 years, but I’ll give you something to go in with.” The Englishman says he wants to go in with booze, … Read more
There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first-class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. “Excuse me,” she said, “you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat?” The blonde was very stubborn … Read more
This guy goes to sit at his plane seat in first class and finds a blonde there. He says, “Excuse me miss, but this is my seat.” She replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I have a great body, and I’m going to Florida.” So the guy calls the stewardess over to help him. He explains … Read more
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new … Read more