An American tourist visited a small town in Spain. The residents had never seen an American before, so he was treated as an honored guest at the hotel. Dining for the first night, he asked the waiter what he recommended for dinner. He suggested the “cojones”. The tourist asked what they were and the waiter … Read more
Two guys were out joyriding when the driver ran a red light. His friend complained, and the driver said, “Don’t worry, that’s the way my brother drives.” Later, the driver ran another red light, and again his friend complained, and again the driver distinctly replied, “Don’t worry! That’s the way my brother drives!” A few … Read more
Four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado and off they spin to Oz. After facing trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. “What brings you before the great and powerful Wizard of Oz? What do you want?” Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly, “I had … Read more
A team of sociologists has planned an experiment in isolation. They send an American, a Frenchman, and a Japanese man to a deserted island and arrange to come back and pick them up in a year’s time to see how they have adapted. The sociologists leave, and the three men decide to split up the … Read more
On the sixth day, God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said, “Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty, with majestic mountains, beautiful pristine lakes bountiful with carp and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an … Read more