You can’t fool the kids in Sunday school; they are way too smart… “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class. “NO!” all the children answered. “If I … Read more
A couple was planning on getting married. Seeing how they didn’t have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided to just go back to their new apartment after the wedding. The groom had three close friends who were prone to committing practical jokes. One was a carpenter, the other an ordinary guy, and … Read more
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of … Read more
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An … Read more
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of … Read more
Businessman’s Depression A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody – it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort, he went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe. … Read more
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean. Tragically, they all died and went to the Pearly Gates together. “Oh, this is terrible,” exclaims St. Peter, “I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen.” St. … Read more
Computer Terms 486 – The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art – Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete – Any computer you own. Microsecond – The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3 – Apple’s new Macs that make you say “Gee, three times faster than the computer I … Read more
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused … Read more
According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn’t work. Seven million of these were antiques, and the rest were college students.