“Boss, I’ve got to have a raise,” the salesman said to his sales manager. “There are three other companies after me.” “Is that a fact?” the manager asked. “What other companies are after you?” “The electric company, the phone company, and the gas company.”
A factory foreman is walking through the work area and notices that Kawolski isn’t at his station. He asks one of the other workers if they know where Kawolski is, and the employee points straight up in the air. The foreman looks up, and there’s Kawolski, hanging by one arm from the rafters. “Get down … Read more
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went … Read more
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they’d leave right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when … Read more