“Redneck Paratrooper’s Skydiving Misadventure”

Just before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, “Count to ten, then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick you up.” The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted to … Read more

Legal Libations: Lawyers and Liquor Laws

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it … Read more

Mile High Sniffing Dog Saves Flight

A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take off, when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog sits in the middle with a seat all to himself. The first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the … Read more

“Divine Intervention: A Car Crash Comedy”

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s … Read more

Deaf Collector’s Game of Charades

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were ‘protecting’. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able to communicate to the police what he … Read more

“Presidential Pity Party on the Beltway”

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing’s even moving.” He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, … Read more

“Bike vs. Corvette: A Speedy Showdown”

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours, hadn’t gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a … Read more

“Trust Issues in the Police Station”

San Francisco attorney Vince Hallinan was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial in 1986 – it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this … Read more

“Kid’s Whispered Call: Hilarious Mishap Unfolds”

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered voice on the first ring, “Hello?” Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a … Read more

“Dead Mule Dilemma: Preacher’s Problem Solved!”

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the health department. They said since there was no health threat that he should call the … Read more