Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Pope have a meeting to explore ways of finding an equitable settlement to the escalating problems in the Middle East. After days of getting nowhere, they decide in desperation to settle their differences by means of a golf match. The agreement is that if the Vatican’s player wins, the Pope’s … Read more
A century ago, a young student at the great Oxford University in England was taking an important examination in religious studies. The examination question for this day was to write about the religious and spiritual meaning in the miracle of Christ turning water into wine. For two hours, he sat in the crowded classroom while … Read more
Once in a land far, far away, there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy, except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids. The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders … Read more
Four Catholic mothers are sitting around bragging about their sons, each of whom is a priest. The first mother says, “My son is a monsignor, and when he walks in the room, people greet him ‘Good morning, Monsignor.’” The second mother says, “Well, my son is a Bishop, and people greet him ‘Good morning, your … Read more
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, “What can I do?” The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day … Read more
Father O’Grady is standing at the door after Sunday Mass when Mary Clancy comes up to him, tears rolling down her face. “Oh Father,” she cries, “I have terrible news!” “What is it, my child?” he asks. “My husband died last night.” “Oh Mary,” says the priest, “That’s terrible news. But tell me, did he … Read more
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?” “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Bubba … Read more
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I … Read more
There were two boys who lived in a small town in Virginia. These two boys were especially bad and were always in trouble. After the two boys got caught for stealing one day, their mothers sent them to talk to the town priest. So the two boys went to talk to the pastor, and the … Read more
God was tired and worn out. So he spoke to St. Peter. “You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?” St. Peter, thinking, nodded his head, then said, “How about Jupiter? It’s nice and warm there this time of the year.” God shook His head before saying, “No, too much … Read more