About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate. The Jews looked around for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer. It was too risky. So they finally picked an old man named Moishe who spent his life sweeping up after … Read more
There was a priest who decided to enter a monastery. This monastery had strict vows of silence. On his first day, the head abbot told him he could only speak two words every ten years. At the end of his first ten years, the head abbot told him he could speak his first two words. … Read more
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members) to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of … Read more
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, “I’m not very busy today, why don’t you let me show you around?” The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the … Read more
The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the … Read more
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn’t find the answers, so he sought help from God. “God? You there, God?” he asked. “Yes. What is it, my son?” God answered. “Mind if I ask a few questions?” the man asked. “Go … Read more
Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own, and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third said, “I’ve … Read more
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: – 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman – 2 French men and 1 French woman – 2 German men and 1 German woman – 2 Greek men and … Read more
A man joining a monastery was told he was to take a vow of silence and was only to be allowed to speak two words every five years. After the first five years had passed, he walked into the chambers of the head Monk and said, “Bed Hard,” then turned and walked out. After the … Read more
The Pope and the manager from Taco Bell were talking one day. The man says, “We will give you one million dollars if you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘bread’ to ‘taco’.” The Pope responds, “No, my people in Rome wouldn’t be happy.” The man from Taco Bell then says, “How about one billion dollars?” … Read more