Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, “You know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is to make love.” “Well,” said the other woman, “that will certainly revolutionize the game of hockey!”
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel … Read more
You may be a redneck if: – Your porch collapses and more than six dogs die – You mow your lawn and find a car – You consider a family reunion as a chance to meet “Ms. Right” – You grab your boots, a jacket, and a flashlight to go to the bathroom – Your … Read more
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of … Read more
A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex shop and asked in a quavering voice, “Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l v-v-vibrators h-here?” The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop, answered, “Uh, yes ma’am. We do.” The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about ten inches … Read more
A guy went into this bar and saw a man with a shrunken head. Amazed, he goes up to him and asks how it happened. “I was a sailor who was shipwrecked on a deserted island,” he replies. “When I was on the island, I saw a woman who looked like she was drowning, so … Read more
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man said, “We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago.” “Well,” Granny snickered, … Read more
Legend has it that in a pub in New York, there is a magic mirror that will grant wishes if you tell the truth. If you don’t, POOF, you’re gone in a flash of smoke. A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde went to this pub and headed straight for the mirror. The redhead walked … Read more
“Daddy, where did I come from?” the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sat back … Read more
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the woman on the lower bunk, the man on the top. In the middle of the night, the man leans over and says, “I’m sorry to … Read more