A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells, “Hey, buddy, this is my car!” “OK,” the … Read more
Three young boys were trying to figure out whose dad was the best: The first boy said, “My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hand.” The second boy said, “My dad is so good that he can shoot … Read more
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” … Read more
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the … Read more
An English tourist went to Texas. He got off the bus in Fort Worth and asked, “Where’s a good place to eat?” A man said, “Right down the road is a men’s club.” The man didn’t realize they had a swimming pool, a work-out room, indoor squash, and racquetball. He just walked to the restaurant … Read more