“Christmas Carols at the Pearly Gates”

Three men are involved in a car crash on December 24th and arrive at the pearly gates where they are met by Saint Peter. He tells them that because it is Christmas Eve, they must go back to the car and find something related to Christmas and give it to him in order to enter heaven.

The first man goes back, looks under the front seat, finds a Christmas card, and rushes back to Saint Peter and is promptly let in. The second man looks in the trunk, finds some mistletoe, and rushes back to Saint Peter and is also let in.

The third man was having no luck finding anything in the car and starts to panic, knowing that he will never enter heaven if he doesn’t come up with something associated with Christmas. He had almost given up when he looks into the glove compartment where he finds a pair of sexy underpants. It is almost midnight, so he figures he has nothing to lose and quickly sprints off. He runs up to the golden gates and hands the panties to Saint Peter. The perplexed saint holds them gingerly between finger and thumb and says, “What do these have to do with Christmas?” The man sheepishly says, “They’re Carols?”