Boudreaux went to the store and bought himself a pair of patent leather shoes. After seeing how mirror-like they were, he decided to go to the dance. He asked one lady to dance. He then told her, “You are wearing red panties.” She asked how he knew, and he looked down at his patent leather shoes. He then asked another lady to dance and said, “You are wearing blue panties.” She asked how he knew this, and he looked down at his patent leather shoes. He then asked Clotilde to dance. He looked at his patent leather shoes about five times and asked Clotilde if she was wearing any panties. She replied, “No.” He said, “Thank God, I thought my patent leather shoes were cracked.”