A girl has brought her fiancé home for dinner. After dinner, the fiancé and the girl’s father go into the study for a man-to-man talk.
“So, what are you doing right now?” asks the father.
“I am a theology scholar,” replies the fiancé.
“Do you have any plans for employment?”
“I will study, and God will provide.”
“What about children?” asks the man.
“God will provide.”
“And your house and car?”
“Again, God will provide,” says the fiancé.
After the talk, the girl’s mother asks the father, “So what did you two talk about?”
The man replies, “He has no plans for employment, but on the other hand, he thinks I’m God.”