The Pope and the manager from Taco Bell were talking one day. The man says, “We will give you one million dollars if you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘bread’ to ‘taco’.” The Pope responds, “No, my people in Rome wouldn’t be happy.” The man from Taco Bell then says, “How about one billion dollars?” The Pope replies, “No, better not.” The man persists, “How about one trillion dollars?” The Pope’s eyes light up and he says, “Okay.” The Pope goes to Rome and announces, “I have some good news and bad news. The good news is we made one trillion dollars. The bad news is we lost our deal with Wonder Bread.”