A long New Orleans-style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it’s led by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 300 people. A bystander asks the man, “What’s going on?” The man replies, “My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral.” The bystander then asks, “Could I borrow your lion? I’ve got a lawyer I’d like to have eaten.” The man responds, “Sorry, but you’ll have to get at the end of that line,” pointing to the 300 people following the coffin.