There was this man that had difficulty making decisions:
1. His parents asked him whether he wanted to go to public or private school. He decided to go to private school…and hated it.
2. On to college: Harvard or Yale? He became a Yalie…and hated it.
3. He thought about getting married: Blonde or Redhead? Finally decided on the redhead…it was terrible, and ended in divorce.
4. He has to travel across the country on business: Which airline? American or TWA? He chooses American. Somewhere over Nebraska, the engines fall off, the pilot announces that they are going down. The man who hates decisions begins to pray: “Saint Francis…save me!” A voice comes from heaven: “Saint Francis of Assisi or St. Francis Xavier?”